October 23rd 7:45 a.m. - Dortmund, Germany
I'm awake. I don't have class until noon, and I didn't go to bed until four.
Why? So I can buy a roast... so later tonight... my friends won't have to eat deep fat fried schnitzel sh*t or some other unidentified swine product.
Why? Because some part of me must really care about these people if I'm waking up this early (I'd rather go to the dentist than wake up early). After all, it was suggested last night by a chain smoking non-food eating friend of mine that I should just say screw it. He said, "If I had to get up that early to go pick up a roast for dinner I'd sleep in and just serve crackers and cigarettes."
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That's why we love you. Because you know not to serve crackers and cigarettes. But you might still have them on hand for crazy smokers who request that.
-Tammy
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