Why I love children...

I was on the subway this afternoon when two small boys (about six or seven) sat down in front of me. Their conversation was fairly normal for small boys... looking out the window, pointing to the Fußball stadium, etc. until one of the boys started saying, "Scheiße" every other word (Scheiße = shit). "Scheiße this," and, "Scheiße that," he said. Apparently, in the world of a seven-year-old, "Alles Scheiße." Anyway, his friend didn't seem to agree because halfway through his rant his friend looked at him and said, "Du redest zuviel" (You talk too much).